Don’t stand… don’t stand so close to me

I just got home from the convenience store that is a few blocks away from our house. We were out of milk and Janny wanted some Peanut Butter Captain Crunch.

I walked in and strolled over to the cooler and picked up a gallon of milk and then went over to get in line. It was finally my turn to pay. The cashier read me my total and I handed over my Amex card (we use it for all groceries and gas… good rewards program) to pay. Then I got my receipt and grabbed my milk only to find the lady behind me was no less than 18 inches away from me… directly behind me when I turned around to leave. I was startled to say the least. Then she didn’t move! I’m thinking… “wow, this lady has no concept of space.” So I had to politely say “excuse me” to even get around.

Haha, what a weird experience.

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5 Responses to Don’t stand… don’t stand so close to me

  1. Yo…that is so creepy!
    I cant stand the close talkers either, you know the ones who like to get all up in your grill and chat! usually grabbing your arm as they blab as if to lock you in there force field of uncomfortable-ness!
    They usually have the worst breath too!!!!

    hahaha..too funny!!!

  2. Josh says:

    Hah! Yeah, I just couldn’t believe it. Any closer and she would’ve been hugging me.

  3. Change says:

    Awesome. Got to love the people who disregard all social norms and force their way into your comfort zone.

  4. keepman says:

    i might be that guy.
    dang.

  5. she must have really liked your cologne :)

    lj.

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